So, some people will occasionally credit me with a modicum of intelligence. This is clearly a mistake. I only wear the skin of a smart person. Someone who actually possesses these smarts would obviously not walked around the zoo all day with a camera only to realize after taking 5 pictures that the memory card was still attached to the computer at home. So, you'll just have to take my word that Conrad the polar bear is nearly ten feet tall and 1200 pounds. I was there when they fed him though, but so were about 237,695 schools worth of children. At least they're short, but that doesn't make up for their noise.
What does any of this have to do with steak? Nothing really. Except Polar Bears would produce either a horrible, or exquisitely delicious steak. And I did get to figure out that when I was young, one of the first steaks I ever loved was a whole black peppercorn steak from a place back in Cleveland. So, think I'll find a way to do one of those. Not sure, but I think a soup with it this time as it's been nice and cool here lately.
Meerkats are the most neurotic paranoid little rodents I've ever seen.
2 comments:
I don't know that forgetfulness is a sign of lack of intelligence. In fact, I would argue the opposite. You just had more brilliant things on your mind than how the camera actually needs memory to function.
Now, how was the steak and did you see "Choke" yet?
for it to be a growing forgetfulness, I had to have at one point had retention. I did see choke, I actually have a rather tragic and uninteresting story to tell you about that, but best saved for another venue.
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